GOD, I hate Lou Diamond Phillips...

Inside the mind of Mockingdale?

Ahhh, I have nothing to talk about ... really. I guess I could talk about WoW but it would go something like this, "waaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

So, I decided to give a quick primer on some of my favorite things:

5 Favorite Movies:

1. Goonies - So many epic speeches ... plus the recreation of Chunk throwing up is genius.
   
2. Karate Kid - Macchio, Morita, Shue, plus one of the greatest montage song every composed.
3. Monty Python's Holy Grail - MOST OVER QUOTED MOVIE EVER.
   
4. Clue - "I'm going home to sleep with my wife."
   
5. Resident Evil 1 - Really this should be Conan: The Barbarian, but magically shrinking dress.

Honorable Mention:

Seven Samurai - For just possibly being the greatest movie ever put on film.

Don't let persons tell you the ARMAGEDDON seems to be missing from my list. Those people are dirty filthy liars. HOW DARE THEY?! Its not like I'm ashamed, for the love of god I openly put Resident Evil on there.

What only one "feel good sports movie"? Why do I mention this? Because 1/2 of the Council of John Pauls seems to think that numbers dictate preference and that saying "feel good sports movies" is my favorite genre I am, "...only lying to myself"! MAN, I LOVE KARATE KID!! "...body bag!" "...sweep the leg." "...always look in eye!" That thing that dude does with the hands... It doesn't matter if I have gone to twenty-four hundred light romantic comedies and only ever seen Karate Kid, Rocky and Rodney Dangerfield's Ladybugs. I PREFER FEEL GOOD SPORTS MOVIES!

Anything Else?

JPL's list of favorite movies: 1. Brokeback, 2. Brokeback, 3. Brokeback, 4. Brokeback, 5. The Crow - Oh, so goth.