Can't use the word napkin

Where have you been:

Doomliff answers to no one, luckily for you DOOMLIFF feels magnanimous today. DOOMLIFF has been busy rearranging the DOOMcave, working on penmanship, and preparing to play the DOOMsister-in-law at tennis. Not that DOOMLIFFS absence matters anyway, DOOMLIFF knows that Mockingdale is right now in line to see Resident Evil: Extinction for what will surly be the fifth or sixth time.

Wu Tang Clan:

Ain't nothin to fuck with.

Done already:

DOOMLIFF goes to play tennis. Another update will come later.