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Mockingdale, Mockingdale, Mockingdale. What did you hope to accomplish with your spurious list of DOOMLIFF's "favorite" movies? Perhaps you thought it would incite DOOMLIFF into a rage of epicly humorous proportions? It matters not, DOOMLIFF will take the high road, mentioning just this one fact; Mockingdale saw Armageddon in the theater five times. Five. Times. Armageddon five times. Let that sink in. In DOOMLIFF's country that would be considered a crime against humanity, DOOMLIFF cannot postulate how such an act is even possible, the number one theory is that Mockingdale is enraptured by Affleck and his mastery of the animal cracker, either that or he is gay for Billy Bob Thornton.

What did DOOMLIFF do last week? DOOMLIFF continues his assault upon mastery of penmanship. The L and C have joined the Q in falling prostrate befor the pen of DOOMLIFF. This week DOOMLIFF also tried the casaba melon, it is declared good, people rejoice. It has a taste like that of a slightly sweet cucumber, with out a strong melon taste, good for a light snack. Doomliffs Sim City DS metropolis continues to be a utopia, outshining all other cities.

What about DOOMLIFF's favorite movies? Do you dare question or rush DOOMLIFF? DO YOU? The favorite movies list will come later, when DOOMLIFF feels you are ready to behold it in its full glory and splendor.

Does JPL really watch Grey's Anatomy? If so, when did he grow a vagina? DOOMLIFF imagines JPL has a McDreamy poster cut out of Tiger Beat on his wall.

DOOMLIFF is done now, return next week for more enlightenment at the altar of DOOMLIFF.