I need more entertainment than retro-cursive "A" can provide.

Should I just skip that part where I say "I haven't written one of these in a while" ?

Yes. I think you are perfectly aware that I haven't written one of these in a while. Plus it might be months before someone reads this one and they will be all like "ITS STILL BEEN A WHILE!"

Why are the lines no longer pink?

Because that time has passed, now is the time for crimson. But just to clarify it was "coral" and it was "awesome".

Why now? WHY WRITE AGAIN?

Simple answer: so bored. Exactly as title says:


This was just not enough to get me through the day. If I had 25 other paper clips I could have possibly made a metal alphabet but that would have only like amused me for maybe an hour and that includes the time I would have made the remaining letter lynch R, S, T, L, N, and E for showboating on Wheel of Fortune.

"YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN US BECAUSE YOU ARE MORE COMMONLY USED?!"

"WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU J!! People think you are used in a lot of words but you aren't and the words you are used in SUCK like jar'!"

"WHAT?! I'm in the word JOUST. MOTHER FUCKERS."

Mockingdale? Scrabble rage much?

NOTE: I was pretty amused at what i just wrote, because apparently I find the word "joust" awesome.

Will there be more to blog to come?

Ehh.

"In what universe is this a dolphin?"

What. Is. Up. Mockingdale?

Nothing much. Same old stuff. Hm, I did meet up on Sunday with my family and friends (VON DOOMLIFF, Frau SHE-LIFF, Groggy, and ummm... Lynne and Andy Lo. I don't know why don't refer to the other people by there birth names? They do have them. ) Anyways we celebrated the birth of a great man ... [quickly] me [/quickly].

I won't really go into because there isn't much to say, most of you were there, and for those of you who weren't there's only thing you need to know is I got a huge television ... ...yes, very large.

Movie?

Man, I know. Why haven't I seen Dragon Wars yet!? I'm I not half-korean? I will see this weekend for sure.

I did go see 3:10 to Yuma. Really how bad was America Pyscho? Why do I keep linking to Wikipedia? Anyways, really like Christian Bale; dude must went to like Juilliard for 8 years to get his masters in "looking defeated" with a minor in "bad gravelly voice". Ah, Russell Crowe ... you smug bitch.

TV?

I haven't seen that much, but I guarantee you everything that I see from now on is going to be friggin' gigantic.

Games?

WoW. Playing again. Why? WHY???? Always with these people talking, the whole game might be better if no one but me played it.

Bioshock. I've gotten over the scared, but not over sucking.

Table Tennis. I must release Black Mark.

Picross. Dude, why do I play this game so much? It might be the most repetitive game ever. Dude, I don't think I have anything funny to say about Picross or at all, but this did remind me of this time my sister showed me a game and told me, "Its like Frogger but ... more primitive." AN AMAZING DESCRIPTION and after playing it accurate, too.

Anime?

Um, later. Getting sleepy.

Anything Else?

I'm already asleep.

"Dude, what's up with that cut? I don't know man, maybe it was your razor wit? ow!"

WHAT?

I was talking to Catrine I think and I was saying something and she said, "You think you're funny don't you?" or something alone those lines. The answer is "Hell yeah!" Chew on that as you read my incredibly sparse blog entry.

Games?

Started playing WoW again yesterday. Oh, merciful crap! Think I'm going back on vacation tomorrow.

I booted up my 360 like 80 times over the weekend, only to power it down like seconds later. Every time I thought of what a commitment it would be to play Blue Dragon, urge to play ... lost.

Played Risk Friday night with Steve, Steve's sister, and drunk Mr. Judy. Holy crap, did I complain previously about the people I was played with not wanting blood? THERE WAS NO MERCY THIS TIME. It was a f'ing blood bath and the number one victim was me. The beating was so fierce that I think heat of battle melted my tiny plastic figurine soldiers' faces in poses of anguish, as was my own.

Anything Else?

I barely have the will to live, let a lone write entries. Is this the end of the blog? Honestly, it lasted longer than I thought.

"What year is it?! No, seriously what year is it?"

Realization?

Where the hell did Thursday go? Also, yesterday I also had no idea what age I was going to turn this year, until I did the math.

Games?

WoW was getting to be quite the hassle so I decided to take a week off and just rest and enjoy my 360. But I was unaware that sometime in the last 3 years that the earth's rotation had slowed and days were now 34 hours long. I HAVE SO MUCH TIME I HAVE NO FRIGGIN' CLUE WHAT TO DO WITH IT. Definitely trying to keep myself occupied, but its tough. I guess it wouldn't be tough if I tried and do stuff to maybe better myself as a human being, but lets be honest here ... I'm only going to do stuff that I can do from the same position that I played WoW in.

Well, what have I done mostly; play my 360. Not BIOSHOCK! I'm not yet ready, TOO SOON.

I was muscled into getting HD Super Puzzle Fighter on XBox Live Arcade by JPM. But no regrets, this game is hours and hours of enjoyment. Plus playing and talking to JPM was definitely good times, like the days of the "tally". But this game did confirm two things I had heard about the 360:

1. The controller D-pad is powerful vacuumous suck. Left is right, up is down, and apparently just tapping one block over is "you've lost the match".

2. Xbox Live should never be listen to, unless you enjoy the word "fag" and all its variants, maybe even new inventive ways you've never heard it said or used before.

Also, playing more: Blue Dragon. Its like the whole reason I got a 360, and have to say ... I don't know if it was worth it. Its definitely some old school RPG action, but I think I have become accustom to some of the newer features in RPGs like not waiting 50 hours between save points.

I'm still going to keep playing it; I'm only about 9 hours into it so its hardly started. RPGs definitely take time to snowball into something epic, and worth the pay off. Just right now I'm in that phase, where you are gathering allies and saving villages. What the hell would these villages do if there weren't lost child adventurers, fleeing rebellion groups, or a personal favorite; badass with amnesia. There would just be a lot more dead people; their plagues, monsters up in the hill and slash or marshes, or creepy carnival with insanely hard electrical puppet boss would wipe them out.

VON DOOMLIFF Retort?

I TOLD YOU NOT TO BELIEVE ANYTHING ANYONE SAID ABOUT ARMAGADEON!! You just don't understand forces were working against me. I do not love Affleck, I HAVE NO LOVE FOR AFFLECK. I do like animal crackers; it may just be because of the carnival box.

I do find it hilarious that you are improving your handwriting one letter at a time. Your previous writings were completely illegible. Now that you have mastered a few letters, instead of being unable to read it, its more like a complex game of hangman.

Anything Else?

There is this part in Blue Dragon where they just bust out in dance; it was incredible unsettling to me for some reason. Also unsettling is this boss music; it has words and as I told JPL earlier "thrashing" guitar.