"In what universe is this a dolphin?"

What. Is. Up. Mockingdale?

Nothing much. Same old stuff. Hm, I did meet up on Sunday with my family and friends (VON DOOMLIFF, Frau SHE-LIFF, Groggy, and ummm... Lynne and Andy Lo. I don't know why don't refer to the other people by there birth names? They do have them. ) Anyways we celebrated the birth of a great man ... [quickly] me [/quickly].

I won't really go into because there isn't much to say, most of you were there, and for those of you who weren't there's only thing you need to know is I got a huge television ... ...yes, very large.

Movie?

Man, I know. Why haven't I seen Dragon Wars yet!? I'm I not half-korean? I will see this weekend for sure.

I did go see 3:10 to Yuma. Really how bad was America Pyscho? Why do I keep linking to Wikipedia? Anyways, really like Christian Bale; dude must went to like Juilliard for 8 years to get his masters in "looking defeated" with a minor in "bad gravelly voice". Ah, Russell Crowe ... you smug bitch.

TV?

I haven't seen that much, but I guarantee you everything that I see from now on is going to be friggin' gigantic.

Games?

WoW. Playing again. Why? WHY???? Always with these people talking, the whole game might be better if no one but me played it.

Bioshock. I've gotten over the scared, but not over sucking.

Table Tennis. I must release Black Mark.

Picross. Dude, why do I play this game so much? It might be the most repetitive game ever. Dude, I don't think I have anything funny to say about Picross or at all, but this did remind me of this time my sister showed me a game and told me, "Its like Frogger but ... more primitive." AN AMAZING DESCRIPTION and after playing it accurate, too.

Anime?

Um, later. Getting sleepy.

Anything Else?

I'm already asleep.

"Judd Nelson you never fail to disappoint me."

Blog Title?

A complete lie. Judd Nelson has failed me plenty. But not too long ago I caught him on the Sci-fi Original: Black Hole. Why ...WHHHY?! Not, even you Suddenly Susan's Judd Nelson should desecrate yourself by going onto a Sci-fi Original. You inspired a whole generation to wear tattered denim.

Ah, I talk bad about the Sci-fi Originals but I will admit that I am like the first guy to sit down and turn on "Eighth Plague of the Undead Space Locust: The Final Showdown" starring Steven Baldwin as Space Yeti. But I recognize that they don't use like writers or even bad writers, not even bad human writers. They probably uses some kind of room of monkeys with typewriter method to crank these out once week, and these monkeys are the down trodden hacks of monkey writers. Let me now insert a comic that only me and JPL will fine only mildly humorous:

REALLY, Death Proof was such a pile of crap!! Like 3 people know about this blog, I don't even know if all 3 of those people read it, but that dude out there who like sleeps with like a straw mock-up of Tarantino at night is going to instantly find this entry and start with his, "You just don't understand the genius of Tarantino."

Mockingdale: "What? I loved Pulp Fiction man. Kill Bill 1."
Massive Internet Queer: "No, no. You just watched them, but you really didn't see them."
Mockingdale: "What does that even mean? Who the hell are you?"
Massive Internet Queer: "Tarantino's dialog is so intellectual and real; obviously your plebeian brain can't handle it."
Mockingdale: "Seriously ... ? Do you have ears?"
Massive Internet Queer: "I can't expect you to understand the subtly."
Mysterious Voice of Reason: "Give it up Nigel... He is right Death Proof, watching it could be considered a sin."
Nigel (a.k.a. Queer Guy): "No, no. Not you too Neal. It was brilliant, his best film since Jackie Brown. The dialog, it was like how real people talk, like you and me."
Neal: "No Nigel, its not. I personally like to breath while I talk, and we are breaking up. Mostly because you like America Psycho and partially because our names start with the same letter."

But maybe these ridiculous fictional people don't have to come to pass my blog because such a Tarantino fan already reads it. He is probably on his favorite message board talking trash already under his forum handle: sandra-oh-face20805. You know who you are.

Anything Else?

That was a huge fictional conversation. What was I thinking?

I don't care what Rod Sterling says pig-people are always ugly...

Anything Else?

"Doesn't 'Anything Else?' come at the end of the blog entry?" Yes, yes it does, and that's what this is? I didn't even remember I was going to post anything at all until a few minutes ago. I don't even know why I am posting this now?

Well I know why because I thought just a few minute before that I thought I should rant about how I'm not a fan how nerdiness is moving into the "in" ... but I felt it would have been "too ranty?", "too st00dent?", "Murph-esque?" But to summarize what probably would have been boring, wordy, and not at all hilarious post ... basically I believe nerds should remain slash should be down trodden because society's belittling and condescensions of them is the true nerd's fuel, not like 4 Red Bulls chased by a Monster followed by a Ramune fizzy pop drink.

Well on to the wrap up? I was going to buy my 360 on the way home, play it all weekend, but turns out that if I wait until Sunday and buy it I get a free controller ... CAN'T PASS THAT UP!!! Its a good thing I'm getting some kind of deal because I waited too long looks like I can't get any thing off my damn games I want. How did I miss it?! Ohhh, yeah lazy ...

Until then I'll have to fill my time up with other things: WoW, DS, anime, or maybe I'll go watch Star Dust for the 4th time. Yeah, you know what sad? ... I'm serious.