"Is that Cain with C, or Kain with a K? Your life might depend on it."

Mysterious Entry?

"Mockingdale, did you waste your one chance at time travel to write this entry?" "Highly curious self who keeps asking stupid questions, NO! "

"I'm sorry. I don't why I got so angry. First because you are myself and I think I'm pretty cool. Second, there is a pretty good chance I would waste my trip back in history on something stupid; most likely buying like 50 Mucho Grande Burritos before they were discontinued. But I just rolled back the published date which uses a highly complex process to transport just my entry back in time."

Verdict? Nerdy, but Just.

So someone had the nerve to say FFIX was better than FFIV(2) . Really if I had a horde of murders at my disposal I would have released them upon this person, or better yet I would have like gotten Lance Hendrikson to kidnap them, drug them, and place them inescapable prison where they have to take part in my twisted survival game, or I would just make them watch Christopher Lambert's Fortress 2 ( I am aware that this is neither of the two movies I combined for option 2, yet it came to mind and it sucked so very bad.) All three options are equally horrific.

Anything Else?

KAIN!!!!!!!!!

I don't care what Rod Sterling says pig-people are always ugly...

Anything Else?

"Doesn't 'Anything Else?' come at the end of the blog entry?" Yes, yes it does, and that's what this is? I didn't even remember I was going to post anything at all until a few minutes ago. I don't even know why I am posting this now?

Well I know why because I thought just a few minute before that I thought I should rant about how I'm not a fan how nerdiness is moving into the "in" ... but I felt it would have been "too ranty?", "too st00dent?", "Murph-esque?" But to summarize what probably would have been boring, wordy, and not at all hilarious post ... basically I believe nerds should remain slash should be down trodden because society's belittling and condescensions of them is the true nerd's fuel, not like 4 Red Bulls chased by a Monster followed by a Ramune fizzy pop drink.

Well on to the wrap up? I was going to buy my 360 on the way home, play it all weekend, but turns out that if I wait until Sunday and buy it I get a free controller ... CAN'T PASS THAT UP!!! Its a good thing I'm getting some kind of deal because I waited too long looks like I can't get any thing off my damn games I want. How did I miss it?! Ohhh, yeah lazy ...

Until then I'll have to fill my time up with other things: WoW, DS, anime, or maybe I'll go watch Star Dust for the 4th time. Yeah, you know what sad? ... I'm serious.

"Bring me $20 worth of huevos. INMEDIATAMENTE!"

What the hell have you been up to since March 24, 2007 ???

"GET THAT CORN OUT OF MY FACE!" No, really how am I suppose remember the things I have done in that time? Well, I don't need to remember ... I'm pretty sure it was just playing WoW and going to work. Life has been pretty lame for these many months and that's how I like it.

Anything Memorable?

Out of all this time away, I think the most memorable thing that has happened is I played like the world's shortest game of Risk. We started playing at 9:30 and the world was completely dominated by 11:40.

"Two hours and ten minutes? That doesn't seem fast at all ..." "SHUT UP! You have never played Risk!" I deny that a normal game of Risk takes any less than 27 hours to complete, THAT is the bare minimum. I would normally set aside 37 hours just to play a single game, and most of the time that is not enough.

Who won? Me of course ... What was the secret of my success? Easy. Giving really bad advice to people who aren't me, and most importantly after they do what I suggested, not going ... "OH man, I can't believe you just did that . . . suckerrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

I do hope I get to play another game of Risk before the summer is out but I think one of our key players, Amanda, is back to school at MIT. I was just next to MIT last weekend. I guess I could have just rolled up in there and been like . . .

I guess that's why I didn't because I got nothing witty to say. It would have been a completely wasted to trip. I would have like showed up ... maybe shrugged and said, "These buildings look much nicer from the outside." She would have been, "Is that it? You traveled this far just for that? Loser!" Obviously around then I would feel bad ... man, how about this fake scenario has blown up in my face. I should really think these fantasies through before continuing with my thought. In retrospect in my head as I walking down the hall thinking I should have said, "The only "loser" here is your face."

Other Risk Highlights:

1. Wondered if it would be possible to phone-in a game of Risk while driving through the midwest.

2. When I took over Australia from Great Britain by way of Kamchatka.

3. I thought maybe we should play team Risk only because I wanted to call my team, Team Half-Alaska. I laughed for days over the name, why? Because one dude is from Alaska and I am not. Do you not see the genius?

4. This dude John. After starting the game in Africa, he eventually took over South America and called it "South Africa". Not hilarious. But hysterical when he started moving into North America in hopes of taking it over and calling it "North South Africa". Also, called this guy's three remaining troops "Delta Force Ural".

Anything Else?

Not really? I mean I did other stuff but I don't want to write about it. Will I continue to write at all? Who knows?